Writing non-standard English direct speech
A conversation between Barney and Lou:
“Barney, ‘ave you bin in me room? Me painting set is missing an I know you’ve been takin’ stuff down to that dump,” exclaimed Lou.
Barney shouted back, “Yer I did. Stig likes doin’ cave painting so I thought he might like ‘em. I’ll get you some back wi’ me Christmas money.”
“Yer a really annoyin’ brother,” cried Lou.